The Ugly Duckling????

“Fate cast me to play the role of an ugly duckling with no promise of swanning.”  Marie Dresser

Movie: The Ugly Duckling and Me:
Ratso:           Anyway, you’re not as different as you might think. Deep down, everybody’s….
Baby Ugly:    Beautiful?
Ratso:           No. Everybody’s ugly.

“I was waiting for the ugly duckling to turn into the swan, but it never happened.”  Dave Huber

Movie: The Simpsons

Teacher:      And the ugly duckling was amazed to realize it had grown into a beautiful swan. So you see children, there is hope for anyone.
Bart Simpson: Even me?
Teacher: No.