Eat Chocolate!


Put “eat chocolate” at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you’ll get one thing done.

If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated.

Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.


Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It’ll take the edge off your appetite and you’ll eat less.

A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn’t that handy?

If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet? Don’t they actually counteract each other?

Money talks. Chocolate sings.


Chocolate: Here today …. Gone today!

Man cannot live on chocolate alone; but woman sure can.

Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands – and then eat just one of the pieces.


A chocolate in the mouth is worth two on the plate.

There’s nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with CHOCOLATE

Nobody knows the truffles I’ve seen!


Exercise is a dirty word… Every time I hear it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate

And as a reward for reading all the way to the end, I’m giving you a LINK for free chocolate! (Every Friday morning you can click that link and sign up for a free chocolate coupon from M & M Mars. I’m not kidding – so tomorrow morning get clickin!)

This guy found a bottle on the ocean, and he opened it and out popped a genie, who gave him three wishes. The guy wished for a million dollars, and poof! There was a million dollars. Then he wished for a convertible, and poof! There was a convertible. And then, he wished he could be irresistible to all women… poof! He turned into a box of chocolates.

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